Waist Bandit

Another term for an erection.

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?

by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 6, 2023

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020

Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020

Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.

Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!

by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019

Burro Bandit

Mexican Outlaws on Donkeys.

The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom

by jerk store October 13, 2022