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the act sticking a straightened out paper clip through your nose like a bull ring, then, touch boths ends of the paper clip to the positive and negative ends of a AA battery and see how long you can withstand the pain. Elite party game
dude 1) you should do the sparky
dude 2) hell nah that’s crazy
dude 1) would you do it for a scooby snack
dude 2) fuck yeah
*dies*
by WalnutPaste September 11, 2019
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The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
by WalnutPaste April 21, 2020
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