adolf bantler

The absolute undisputed king of the banter. Banter of the third reich.

Mate, that guy was an absolute Adolf Bantler.
- The Archbishop of Banterbury

by The Archbishop of Banterbury I September 14, 2015

The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.

Person 1 : "Hey, have you ever heard of 'The Battle of Williamston'?"
Person 2 : "No"

by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016

The Battle Of Hogwarts

The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in the Harry Potter universe that ended the Second Wizarding War. It took place in the early hours of 2 May, 1998, within the castle and on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.

The battle of Hogwarts was the end of the Second Wizarding War, and the defeat of Lord Voldemort.

by qodrishollow January 24, 2017

penis battle

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.

I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!

by memefan May 21, 2018

#1 Battle Royal

The message that appears on your screen after winning a round of Fortnite

Dude I got a #1 Battle Royal

by Fortnite Porn June 29, 2018

stand battle

when 2 teams go head to head facing each other having a dance battle

Dancing Dolls and Purple Diamonds were having a stand battle

by flexibile s July 4, 2018

Balloon Battle

The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.

person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle

person 2 - you’re on!

-8 minutes later-

person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*

by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020