A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008
Get the cock-bagel mug.The act of putting your dick in the hole of a bagel, then proceeding to fuck a girl anally who just took a shit and didn't wipe then after, she then eats the shit covered bagel, bite by bite off your dick.
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by gifford700 June 16, 2007
Get the t baged mug.(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
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Get the badger attack mug.The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.
"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
by finnegan217 December 4, 2006
Get the Hairy Bagel mug.When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.
I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.
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