russian attack

The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.

"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"

by Mingus January 6, 2008

drug fuelled sex heart attack

The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.

Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.

by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009

Heart Attack

A sandwich containing extremely fatty food eg a bun with bacon/sausage/egg/haggis all deep fried.

Can you get me a heart attack for my lunch?

by Ricardo May 19, 2005

Shark Attack

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".

"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."

by Riley F. October 14, 2008

Attacked

A way to describe one of the feelings a kpop fan gets when she/he see her/his bias/es looking good.

Kpop Fan1: *Shows a picture of Park Jimin*
Kpop Fan2: Omg I feel so attacked right now! He's so hot!

by ParkJimin95 June 1, 2017

McHeart Attack

A heart attacked caused by high body-fat content, specifically obtained by frivolously eating too much fast food.

Mama Cass died from a McHeart Attack

by Flora January 14, 2004

Salt Lake Sneak Attack

When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.

Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.

by Salty Joe December 19, 2008