Assbutt.

Someone who is such a monumental asshat to the point that they're sheer ass fuckery is nearly godlike and they are so unbelievably fucking stupid that a GPA of 1.4 would be vastly overestimating them.

Customer Support: I'm sorry sir, but you can't drink our laundry soap...

Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!

Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...

Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?

Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*

by I see your search history April 29, 2025

AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

Your ass burn them boobs too big and your cat shit and it smell like bounce that ass

Jeremiah:my ass burn
Evelyn:My boobs to big
Jeremiah:Shit the cat done shit and it smell like bounce that ass
Evelyn: omg this must be that AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

by OfficerTakeUDown October 28, 2025

Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.

That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018

Baja Assblast

When the cashier at Taco Bell blasts you ass with Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

Can I get a Baja Assblast to blast my ass?!

by One Chosen By The Gods August 25, 2021