aspeitia

A cock wielding, ass kicking, death dealing bad ass mother fucker!!!!!

That is one bad ass aspeitia.

by pimp daddy flex October 29, 2014

AsperJew

A person who is Jewish who has been diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome.

I proudly call myself an AsperJew

by AsperJewChick123 July 12, 2016

Asphalt Pussy

1. A prostitute who walks streets or roads, a streetwalker

Tony got pinched when he tried to buy some asphalt pussy on main street.

by bryken7 June 24, 2016

Aspec

A word used for someone on the autism spectrum

Person1: I'm aspec
Person2: What does that mean?
Person1: It means I'm on the autism spectrum

by im-aspec-no-not-asexual April 14, 2017

Asperger’s Syndrome

A very real condition which makes social activities more difficult, but does not account for a lack of emotions. Contrary to some people’s beliefs, you can be an actual diagnosed Aspie and be proud of it. It’s not something that all Aspies feel the need to hide, and that doesn’t make their condition any less real.

Jimmy: “Hey, Suzy has said she has Asperger’s Syndrome a few times, so it can’t possibly be true!”
Me: “Cut your bullshit! Everyone expresses themselves in different ways!”

by Laladadasasa January 8, 2019

Aspen

The most funny, wholesome, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Easy to befriend, loving, easy to talk to. Whether it's an online or real friendship you have with her, you will always feel yourself smiling at whatever she says. She wont ever hesitate to make your day, and will always be at your side.

Aspen? Of course i've heard of her. Everyone loves how amazing and kind she is. She's not a plain basic bitch.

by i look like a baboon April 8, 2020

assisted asphyxiation

When your banging your girlfriend doggystyle in the bathroom and choke her with one hand and and stuff your other four fingers down her throat.

After lots of sex: "I really liked that assisted asphyxiation baby."

by abomb00 September 25, 2009