Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt

he is an alfie

by gayygayygayyassassass April 5, 2022

Alfie

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.

That dog in Portmarnock is a right Alfie

by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

Alfie

A fucking rascist

TheVeganTeacher is such a alfie

by Algraal May 1, 2022

alfine

a name for a fine man whose first name begins with A and whose second name ends with L.

i love alfine, he is love.

by hzhzjs May 20, 2022

Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

ALFT

although you may think that it stands for, "abnormal liver function test," in most cases you're referring to "a little furry thing." a little furry thing is, as simply put, what its names calls for. however, although they may be little itself, their significance to the people that they love is immensely great. and they mean a lot to people. <3

"hey, remember alft?"
"oh!! a little furry thing? yeah, she's the bomb!!"

by obviouslynotlilums May 30, 2022