Aglow

The act of a perverted man child having his friends secretly record him getting a blow job, so he can watch it later. For the purpose of douchey high-fives and putting down the female gender.

Rich asked, “Did you see the aglow of Mike and that girl?”

Dick said, “Yeah, what a whore!”

by Quark Cupid June 7, 2023

aerow

This nigga is the shit. You ever seen an Aerow before? No. Because anyone with this name is so damn fire they can’t step out without casing fires. If you see anyone named Aerow or Aer for short, get down and blow.

“Dude, have you seen Aerow today? He’s him.”

by Mohiggleton Joheezy September 13, 2023

Arrowsmith

Someone who writes facts that they can't verify and end up being wrong.
See also, the biggest brick built structure and why it's not the Stockport viaduct.

He's such an arrowsmith. He needs his own book of Errata.

by Namni Nomis November 3, 2023

arowsal

Horny feelings due to witnessing a temperish hubbub.

Feelings of arowsal are pathetic, unfeeling, and selfish --- nobody should wish noisy strife or chaos on anyone else just so that HE HIMSELF can get his rocks off! A perfect example is telling your significant other that he/she "looks so beautiful when he/she is angry" --- not only is it shallow and demeaning, but it also shows the upset person that you are not even really listening to the actual content of what he's saying or otherwise taking seriously what he was distressed about.

by QuacksO January 2, 2024

Arrow Police

A judgmental person who ridicules persons who have violated the direction or flow of the arrows on the floor systems in stores during the COVID 19 pandemic.

This arrow police old lady is accused me of going the wrong way down an isle at my grocery store

by anonymous January 25, 2024

arrowcs

Notorious bug eater on twitch. Spends most his days being absolutely fried from yapping about skins too long.

Person A: "Did you hear the arrowcs bugeating allegations?"
Person B:"buh"

by sekiy1g May 9, 2024

aerowbics

Fitness-exercises achieved by paddling a boat.

In Pat McManus's hilarious article, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape author describes how he detests any form of physical exercise; I imagine dat this would include aerowbics, as well --- he would likely opt for just using an outboard motor.

by QuacksO October 26, 2024