savings account

The money left in ones checking account before pay day.

Yay, it's pay day and I have $0.74 in my savings account!

by ybuj October 1, 2010

Bank account

When your parents take your birthday money and put it in your college bank account.

You Open up your birthday present and it’s a Check for 5,000 dollars

Baby Joe: yaaaaaaa! I can day so much stuff!
Dad: yonk!
Mom: that’s going in your bank account

Baby Joe falls back and f@!?ing dies

by Jorman Thode jr May 1, 2019

the accuracy is real tho

It means just as it says. For example, if someone says: Look at this loser doing everything but doing that essay due in an hour, you'd reply saying, the accuracy is real tho, because although the joke is funny, it accurately describes what you or the person would be doing anyway. You're not below the joke.

Person 1: Look at this loser doing everything but doing that essay due in an hour
Person 2: The accuracy is real tho.
Person 1:...you're right XD

by Roxanne Goof October 10, 2017

Tour Accountant

A make believe accountant that works for entertainers on the road.All they really do is run quickbooks,count money and make a percentage of every dollar taken.Most Tour Accountants are pompous,with no regard for practicality,and will step over dollars to save pennies.

We cant get paid tonight because the tour accountant says he has no money.(but earlier we saw the fuck sneaking into ruth chris steakhouse with a 500 dollar an hour hooker)

by Joe Roadie February 18, 2010

accumental

Some dumb ass with no flow. TK for king. Get your bars up. SHIT.

Nobody wants to be accumental, term k knows what up

by Phulffyhead420xxx October 26, 2013

Ghost Account

A bank account that you keep secret from your significant other. Typically used for vices you dont want shown on your bank statement, ie: fast food, tobacco, gentleman's club etc...

"Cant have my wife seeing how much money i am spending on booze, better use the ghost account"

by 09denverfrog April 10, 2017

Historical accuracy

A characteristic that works of fiction, by definition, do not possess. Oftentimes invoked by disillusioned young men as a white nationalist dog whistle when discussing triple-A video games on the internet.

Man, I used to really enjoy jumping from my helicopter and hijacking a plane in mid-air in Battlefield but it's just not the same without the historical accuracy

The Last of Us 2 had historical accuracy for about 3 hours but then it stopped having it

Utterly disappointed by the lack of historical accuracy in the Cyberpunk 2077 character creation options

by madrolo November 13, 2020