Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother

Parent plan did a zoo abortion

by 459395 April 22, 2023

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 24, 2023

Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years

Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023

French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022

Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018