bitch thing

that which pertains to engaging in bitchy behavior, particularly when violent emotions are elicited by the subject of men, clothing, women, etc.

"she's mine," "look, I am not about a bitch thing."

by justanothercontributorxx December 25, 2018

Stranger Things

The best fucking show in the world. It's a horror/supernatural/sci-fi/dark fantasy/mystery and drama show based on the 80's. So fucking good. You will meet your mom there, Steve "The hair" Harrington and your 7 siblings. Don't get too attached to it tho, cuz if you do you will probably cry when Running Up That Hill is played, pretend that Vecna is cursing you, become one of those fucking cringy Eddie simps, pretend that you're Eleven or that you're in the show, etc...

X 1: Hey bro, what are you doing?
X 2: ...
X 1: Bro? Why are you standing there so quiet, it's creepy
X 2: *pretends to levitate*
X 1: DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS?!. STOP DRUGGING YOURSELF WITH STRANGER THINGS!

by thir.teen__ October 11, 2022

throat thing

uvula

Guy: My throat thing hurts.
Girl: You mean your uvula?
Guy: Yeah, that.

by wognog January 8, 2015

The Eleven Thing

The act of flinching when someone puts makeup on you.

When Mike tried to put makeup on Eleven in Stranger Things, she did the Eleven Thing.

by BarnabyandBella33333333333 July 9, 2022

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

big things

big things are things that go with mountains.

I just saw a picture of a mountain and some big things. I rule.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

Sex Things

Covers mostly all general sexual acts besides anal or vaginal penetration. Meant to be general and less specific. Also referred to as foreplay, but in this situation there is no "fore" about it. It's usually the first and final sexual act, but when used in plural is meant to address multiple sexual acts in one go.

Dude 1: "Yo did you get it in last night?"
Dude 2: "We didn't go all the way, but we certainly did sex things!"

by fobprincess February 24, 2012