I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Bum the hamstermug. by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
Get the Hamster Nutsmug. When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. 1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. #1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!
by Brookster dude May 29, 2019
Get the Hamstermug. A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.
by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020
Get the Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.mug.