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headless fart

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"
by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020
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fart stupor

A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.
After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019
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rank fart

Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.
Rank fart:

Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.

Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).

Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.

Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
by keebles April 14, 2012
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Fart Fanning

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.
John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
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Fart Shaming

Calling out a person who passed gas in order to embarrass them or notify others of their act.
Dude, don't fart shame him.

I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.
by Gaijin Dad November 8, 2017
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splatter fart

synonomus to shart, a wet version of a long fart ending in swamp ass.
"I had such bad gass that I sharted. When I went to clean up I found I had splatter farted and had to toss the BVD's. Now I have swamp ass and need to shower."
by Meierznutz September 8, 2004
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Obama Fart

A fart that once left never seems to go away even after 8 years.
Dude, you farted in my car last week and the smell of that bad boy still lingers, Bro..I know, its called an Obama Fart it sticks around after you let it and can last up to 8 years.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
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