brodak moment

The perfect time for a picture with only the guys

The guys and I all passed out on the couch last night. It was such a brodak moment.

by Brosef17 May 5, 2009

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microsoft moment

Sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous massive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (lust, chocorgasm, rage).

Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart

Guy 1: Dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf?

Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.

Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.

Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.

Chick 1: Awesomeness.

by Andy is Sassy January 13, 2008

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Bruh Moment

A bruh moment is when something is so shocking and unexpected, the victim can only respond with “Bruh”. A bruh moment is also measured by its “Bruh Velocity” or “BV” which also means “Bad Vibes”. For example, the pizza rolls not being ready demonstrates low signs of BV. Karen taking the kids, however, shows much more bruh velocity.

Man 1: *Is diagnosed with cancer* Bruh...
Man 2: Wow, that bruh moment looked like it had a ton of Bruh Velocity

by PP Man December 2, 2019

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Torkel Moment

Torkel moment

Noun

Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.

Joe: James just did a backflip!
Yuri: Wow thats such a Torkel Moment!

by Torkelz September 24, 2020

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