yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

Yogurt

Very good for you, healthy, and nutritious. Anyone who thinks yogurt is bacteria is a fucking gooofball.

Yogurt is so good for you man!

by Carbrajeddyl September 6, 2021

Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 21, 2016

Yogurt lid

When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.

We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

Yogurt Licker

A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.

“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”

“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”

by FunnyDollar January 23, 2021

yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.

Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

Cock Yogurt

Another name for Semen.

"So the other night I pulled out on my wife and sent my cock yogurt all over her face."

by Ryan02005 January 12, 2008