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kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
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what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.
And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"
by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016
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Jam out with your clam out

The female equivalent to (ie:Rock out with your cock out ;Hang out with your wang out)
Having such a great time it's hard to explain it with words. (ie:partying too hard; having too much fun)
Just relax babe, and jam out with your clam out.
by Big Nasty July 3, 2004
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i fuck with it

(1) I fuck with these hot wings, they're good!
(2) person 1: do you like hot wings?
Person 2: yeah, i fuck with it.
by Optipremo August 23, 2016
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Riding with the witch

A folk expression for Sleep Paralysis: a sleep disorder that causes a person to gain consciousness while their body remains in REM atonia (pseudo paralysis).

During an episode a person will become fully awake and able to look around by moving their eyes. However, control of breathing, bodily movement and making sounds are completely inhibited, resulting in a possibly terrifying experience. An episode can last from a several seconds to a few minutes and is sometimes accompanied by vivid hallucinations.

The episode ends when the person falls back asleep peacefully, or the paralysis lifts. The latter often results in violent movement or convulsions along with a shout or scream.

While in this state a person is said to be "Riding with the witch"

It is most often encountered while sleeping in unfamiliar or relatively uncomfortable conditions. Most people will experience some form of this phenomena at least once in their lifetime.
Chris: Yo, did you have a nightmare last night?
Frank: Nah, I was just riding with the witch, sleep paralysis, ya know?
Chris: Damn son, you should probably get that checked out! You almost gave me a heart attack, shouting and flailing at 3AM!
Frank: yeah, that'll happen…
by swaino October 24, 2009
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