Shit weasel

Jospeh Jensen

Joe is a shit weasel !

by Junior weasel October 30, 2018

jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"

Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.

by stay-to March 18, 2003

jit weasel

An insult. One who craves the "jit" which would be slang for semen. The use of weasel in this case as a metaphoric description for behavior. Like the base word "jit" this expression could be relative to the Philadelphia area's definition of "jit."

1. You jit weasel.
2. I hate that guy, he's such a jit weasel.

by BoredAtWork555 March 19, 2010

young weasel

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.

You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Cyber Weasel

An individual that wastes most of their time weaseling on social networking sites, they would choose texting/mailing over verbal communication.

You are a Cyber Weasel!

by Housty December 14, 2014

Cheese Weasel

A thot that only goes after uncircumcised males because he/she enjoys the dick cheese which resides beneath the foreskin

Thot #1: Ugh that hoe is a fucking cheese weasel
Thot #2: Yeah, she likes dick cheese. Eewww.

by Zuccyneedsuccy April 20, 2019

fuck-weasel

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

by creator8000 November 2, 2017