whisker biscuit

a woman's vagina

Damn, she has a hot whisker biscuit

by furbisq November 26, 2009

Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

by D.E March 18, 2004

log whisperer

a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:

a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits

we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.

if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer

by john really brown October 28, 2006

Woman Whisperer

A person who seems to have the sixth sense of being able to take womens feelings and translate them into words that men can understand and create an equal truce between man and woman.
Can be a compliment, or not.

Screw marriage counsels, this guy has fixed my relationship with my wife in under a half hour. Hes such a woman whisperer!

by Sup3rm4n! March 24, 2010

Chinese-Whispers Effect

The effect that occurs when something is heard through word of mouth, a variation on the original message or topic of discussion, as commonly happens in the childhood game of Chinese-Whispers.

"Man i heard you were walking coast to coast!?, for charity or something?"
"Nope, but my mum is."
"Huh, must have been the Chinese-Whispers Effect"

by blurnsgha February 25, 2008

Ghost whispered

Fart in someones face in the dark. When you do this, that person has just been Ghost Whispered.

If someone goes to bed before you, wait until the lights are off. Creep into the room, stand as near to their head as possible and fart. The Ghost part is doing it in the dark, the Whisper part is the fart.

If they find out, let them know, "You have just been Ghost Whispered!"

by Katie 1963 June 28, 2012

Cat Whisperer

A man or woman who is an expert in the skill of cunnilingus. Must be publicly acknowledged by partner to be an official Cat Whisperer but in a tacit manner

At party -

Oh, Greg is amazing, he is an incredible cat whisperer, my kitty loves smothering him.

by TeamCatWhisperer December 16, 2019