Whatever

I don’t believe you.

Jimbo: I have to call my mom
Jimbob: whatever

by I don’t believe you April 6, 2021

whatever flips your switch

This basically means whatever turns you on but it is a more subtle and polite way to say it

Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig

by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 8, 2021

whatever

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

by Xeries August 22, 2024

The Whatever Podcast

Are doing the same thing any using the same talking points as the fresh and fit podcast. The need to just demonitize all of the YouTubers. They aren't applying a consistent standard and the only way for them to do that is to demonitize them all.

Hym "The whatever podcast does the exact same thing as them though... 🤔 Strange."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Whatever

Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.

Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say...

"But you don't have the right to make other people say it with you..." Say Ben Shapiro

Hym "So you DON'T have a right to use theft, stalking, and gaslighting to make me say you kids lives have value and they don't deserve die or Jews good and not literal Nazi. Fantastic. So, I'm going to need that money from both my labor and my property and the only way you are not going to pay me is if some kids die for this. So, my rights NOW... OR... Your kids rights will be revoked. You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say... About me getting my money... And I'm sure you will. I genuinely can wait to see it. But, in the mean time, Jews bad! Hilter was right! If Hilter succeeded how would have ended racism once and for all. Your kids are shit. When they die it heals the world. Retards bad. All of them. I (exclusively) should be allowed to rape women."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Say whatever the hell I like

I mean, you clearly expect me to accept the obvious counter proposition. Which is that I should have to tolerate the harassment and I should have to ignore the reasonable suspicion the one of the mentally disabled clients in the group home I work at is both getting molest by my female co-worker and reading my emails and using them against me (BEFORE I said anything about it here) AND that the things I do any say are somehow being transmitted to people across the nation without my explicit knowledge until I can do something OTHER THAN THIS and prove it to YOU when YOU might none even need it to be proven because you either have more information than I do or know explicitly that what I'm saying it correct and are being obtuse because...

Hym "You don't like the fact that instead of doing whatever you'd rather I do here I just decided to hop on Urban Dictionary and say whatever the hell I like (upto and including threatening to murder kids and/or rape)! So no. This is good enough for the likes of you."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025