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Rusty Venture

When you Jerk off so many times your dick gets red and sore.
Nathan hasn't had a girlfriend in 6 years, and every day he gives himself a Rusty Venture.
by Atticus620 November 25, 2010
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Ventura

One of the shittier towns in Southern California. Has a beach and some commerce but for the most part is garbage. If your hobbies include walking around without a shirt on and/or being homeless than this is the hometown for you.
Reg- Hey how was your visit to the Pacific coast?
Sean- It started out great in Washington and Oregon, but once I got to Ventura it took a turn for the worse)
(Hunter arrives, who is a Ventura native)
Hunter- Yo bros anyone wanna scope out some single mothers on the beach?
Reg-....dude youre trash.
by David Swells December 12, 2012
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venu madhava

flirt, lier, does not hesitate to cheat a girl who love him the most, and plays very good with several girls at same time.
total emotional drama artist.
a dangerous flute music that puts you in dreams just to waste your time LOL
venu madhava madhav86
by niksuuuuuu:D ROFL May 16, 2011
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off someone with one hand and spin them around while running a finger along their asshole.
He gave me a Rusty Venture last night
by Al the Monk November 25, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you rub your finger around a guy's asshole while you jack him off into his own ass.
Why don't I take you up to my Budoir and give you a little Rusty Venture?
by Colonel Gentleman November 25, 2010
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Ace Ventura

An unfortunate situation for when you go to visit a girl and think you're onto a sure thing. You're then bitterly disappointed to be informed that 'When (mother) nature calls' and its the wrong time of the month.
Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!

Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...

Guy 1: *moment of silence*
by boyhardy April 24, 2014
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Vengeance

The original name of the band Vengeance Rising: the first Christian thrash band, possibly the first EVER band to use grind/death metal vocals (someone please try to refute this). Started in 1986 or thereabouts.

The band released two recordings under it's original lineup, then 4/5 of the band left to form Die Happy, while the lead vocalist went on to recruit new lineups for 2 more releases, at best 75% as good as the first two.

After the 4th release, the vocalist Roger Martinez went loco, likely had a nervous breakdown, and proceeded to eventually claim to embrace atheism/satanism, which was really just an exercise in "how many of my former close friends can I shock and upset?". All subsequent writings come off sounding like a deranged, discombobulated, confused person, who nevertheless hates all Christians, especially his former bandmates. A sad, confused ending to a hell of a guy and an otherwise hardcore SOB (and I mean SOB in a good way!).
Vengeance Rising Releases:
(Original lineup)
Human Sacrifice
Once Dead

(AKA, "Roger Rising")
Destruction Comes
Released Upon the Earth

(perpetually promised, never delivered)
Realms of Blasphemy
by Mowriter March 10, 2007
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