Sparkly Vampires

SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.

"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."

by jebuscrust April 14, 2010

Butt-Vampire

A mythological being, homosexual, and attracted to the Gluteus Maximus of the human race. According to legend, born in Transylvania, the "butt-vampire" was the weak, half-wit brother of Dracula and was constantly bitten in the Gluteus Maximus by his brother and other siblings. So, as the legend goes, Buttvula, the original "butt-vampire," bit humans in the Gluteus Maximus in order to receive the "thrill," if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the Sternocleidomastoid, "Neck."

Butt-Vampire!! You can't get me! You cant get me!! Fuck you!

by NotABootyVamp July 8, 2010

cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse

It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.

by Pikfrik July 21, 2007

vampire bat pussy

What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.

Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.

by T@R December 31, 2006

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004

a fuck mothering vampire

It means you are a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire

by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017

VAGIPIRE

A man or woman addicted to oral sex.

My ex-wife used to cal me a vagipire because I would suck-up all of her juices when eatin' her mango!

by alothbear August 4, 2007