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welfare vampire

An "entitlement" uses the coercive power of government to deprive one of the fruits of his labor and give it to the feckless members living around us in our society.
Welfare is one such "entitlement". It is a godless attempt to force charity. Unfortunately for those bent to this defective ideology, socialism, charity cannot be coerced. One can be forced to give, however, but instead of love as the impetus one does so begrudgingly creating the temptation to hate the agent of coercion (government) and the temptation to hate the recipient (welfare vampire). Additionally the recipient is tempted to hate the resource (working citizen) as the agent (government) claims the resource (working citizen) is greedily withholding money that could extricate the recipient (welfare vampire) from the current parasitic state of life

Only the welfare vampire can extricate himself from slavery to social cancer (socialism) by working to provide for himself. The welfare vampire, like any other vampire, drifts further into the darkness by gorging himself on the humanity he denies is good.

Socialism, a social cancer, promotes destruction of humanity. Creating welfare vampires is but one means to that end.

If you believe you are entitled to enslave others for your own benefit you might be a welfare vampire.
by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011
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homework vampire

Only being able to focus on studying and homework when it is dark outside.
Yeah, I'd be working on that physics homework that's due at 7, but I'm a homework vampire.
by mindgames February 16, 2010
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

best tv show of the 1990s, combining science fiction and witty sarcasm
I love quoting Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

fire bad. tree pretty.

love makes you do the whacky!
by msdestiny May 4, 2008
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chat vampire

someone who sucks the life out of a group chat. they have to respond to everything. they have to be included in everything. they have to liveblog everything. the group chat is theirs now. you're just a spectator.
can you stop being such a chat vampire? it's literally dead all the time because you don't let anyone else respond but never have anything meaningful to say.
by deeveeesss January 5, 2022
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German Vampire

When a female has her period in someone's mouth and that person runs around flapping their arms with the blood from the period drooling out of their mouth making them look like a vampire
my girlfriend who works at burger king gave me an awesome tasting german vampire last night, i ran around the city giving people kisses
by Bobby O' Conor June 3, 2008
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Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A ground-breaking show that emerged in the 90's. It re-defined feminism and girl power and influenced other tv shows, such as Dead Like Me and Joan of Arcadia. It was even followed by a spin-off series known as Angel. Truly one of the greatest TV shows of all time.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was named #2 in Empire's Top 50 TV Shows of All-Time. Buffy was named #3 in Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 Characters in the Past 20 Years.
by wingkon June 16, 2010
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