Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

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Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.

Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12

by Motorway6 April 26, 2023

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UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.

No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.

by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018

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uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

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uber-dextrous

Uber-Smart with Dextrous physical capabilities.

Like the 9yr. kid Eric Applebaum from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Whom was an outsider...with pure innocent's and imagination of a child who feels weird about his special capabilities. As Eric's character is this Uber-Dextrous child that...

by Quantum-Bom March 11, 2008

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