Turkey Day Gobbler

When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.

Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Turkey Trot

When you have the shits and trot like a turkey in search of a porcelain throne.

Bob: Did you see how Dave was running down the hallway at work today?

Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018

Dry Turkey

A person who acts unusually white/uncool, lame ect. Much like "jive turkey" just a bit worse.

"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"

by Jamba098 October 15, 2013

butterball turkey ass

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.

"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"

by actualfactual3765 June 1, 2017

Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017

Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020

The Flying Turkey

When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'

Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''

Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''

Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''

by Pete.likes.to.rock January 18, 2009