the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
by chav fucker February 2, 2017
Get the swedish toastie mug.In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
by Rachelier April 18, 2018
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Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017
Get the twinkie toaster mug.When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).
by Huge Handle June 13, 2018
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by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018
Get the french toaster mug.A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
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