fly tits

When you see a girl with perfect titties walking down the street. You gatta yell out damn girl you got some fly tits!!!!!

That girl has some fly tits.

by dirtyc2thej May 30, 2014

throws tissues

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.

Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *

by rainbow meth January 27, 2015

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015

Jiggle Tits

Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.

Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.

Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.

The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.

One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits

by Townsman July 28, 2016

Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor

I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.

by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018

torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019

money tits

When someone looks amazing.

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”

by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019