Timmy Tuck

Its when a middle eastern guy, buts his nuts in between his legs and tries to look like Rosie O' Donnell. (Usually a fat middle eastern guy)

Bin Laden: Do a timmy tuck! allalalalalalalalal

by Timmy Amalibia October 13, 2006

TIMMISM

Timmy is so sexy according to the guru of Hobo

Felix:Timmy you are sosexy.
Timmy:youare soobeautifool

by tim November 22, 2004

Timmy Tiger

Although Timmy Tigers obsess about dumb things, like their hair and their black girl lips, they are some of the most genuine tigers in the world! Only Timmy Tigers can mate with Becky Bears, unlike any other tigers. And they also posess opposable thumbs.

Woah, did you see that Timmy Tiger over there?
Yeah, he was combing his hair again. AGAIN.

by Becky Bear March 8, 2009

lucy timmermans

is wonderful,amazing,pretty and is stir crazy!she once tried to persuade teachers to introduce a firemans pole instead of stairs...honestly! she adores artichokes,sheep and Hello kitty.The amazing girl can fly don't you know? SHE(lucy)hates green in all shades.

I was born in Tooting!!!
artichokes rule
is it because i is green...
do i look fetching!!!!
the uninvisale christmas tree.....(the good times!)

by booo September 15, 2004

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.

My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012

timmed

A quality given to a person or object because of Tim.

"I bought some new ice cream, because it has not been timmed"

by teen June 14, 2003

Timmy Burns!

n: A robust, charasmatic, and stunningly good looking internet personality. His threads are classic, his posts are timeless. A gentleman and a scholar, his wit and potent tenacity make him the single most ruthless man on any message board today. If you are fortunate enough to be in his presence be sure you are at the peak of your game. A small mistake will often result in hours of relentless internet condescension. His audacity, and heartless, merciless, rancorous, and savage attitude make him a loved and hated legend among men.

(1985-present) syn: The Legend, Timmy!

I once tried to exhibit some intelligence and mouth off to Timmy Burns! My vagina still hurts from the beating I received in that thread.

by Exclusively Furtive September 6, 2008