taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.

I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.

by chenisboosh November 28, 2022

Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.

She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.

by uppertaintlvr42069 September 18, 2022

Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.

"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."

by lmperfect February 12, 2022

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.

I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.

by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011