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I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
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Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner
"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"
by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022
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Flat 7

A flat 7 is essentially the crack den of the University of South wales halls of residence.

Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.

Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.

Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.

Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.

Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.

Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪

Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
Everyone in life is a member of flat 7, which person are you??
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
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Flat Juice

A way of taking ecstasy. Dropping the pill into a bottled drink and drinking it time to time to get higher and higher.
"On BD bro, I got cotton mouth. Can I get some of your lemonade."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."
by G Shlomo October 27, 2017
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flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.
by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017
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foot flat

go as fast as you can go
by jawg June 20, 2010
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flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.
Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."
by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017
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