Chasing the Widow
A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.
Person A: “Hey, I saw you take that old GILF back home last night, how’d it go?”
Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.
Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.
Chasing the Widow by Scullsworth August 30, 2020
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