Thanos

Big fat purple nigga that killed spiderman.

“Thanos is a nigga”

by Ironman dies in endgame April 30, 2019

Thanos

A big prune teleporting in space in need of his 6 special stones.
Has a rock fettish

Thanos likes em rocks ;)

by TheUrbanMeaning;) May 3, 2019

Thanos

Barnies brother who got mad at him for being cooler so he decided to show him a colorfull rock collection

MOM LOOK WHAT I FOUND (said thanos) A PRETTY COLORFULL ROCK COLLECTION

by totathefit September 11, 2019

Thanos

a big purple asshole who killed people

Thanos is dead

by awsomekid123 May 22, 2019

Thanos

I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.

Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.

by xd_erectgamer_69 May 21, 2020

Thanos

A purple raisin floating in space with a sparkly oven mit and a rock collection

Thanos is coming for these Jems boi!!!

by Hsjcbsjisnf March 3, 2020

Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021