2 definitions by ItsJebs_YT

Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.

Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"

by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019

Cookie

A pastry that has very high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates

Mother, I would be ever so grateful if you allowed me to consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates.

Son, what ever could you mean?

I WANT A COOKIE!!!!

by ItsJebs_YT October 22, 2019