any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged
by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025
In and out , x17
A tampon is a product tht girls shove up there pssy , so a man doesn’t stick there pepe in there 😺
“I need a tampon”
“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”
“I need a tampon”
“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”
by qtvxsa March 16, 2022
any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.
Spit on it 😏
Spit on it 😏
by grifeettoes October 16, 2020
A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"
by Lamayobro March 17, 2017
This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
by von groovy July 09, 2024