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the scariest shit 

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

-The scariest shit
the scariest shit by Sant1z1a November 23, 2017

The Oh-Shit Handle 

The handle on the roof or up high on the side of a car on the inside that you can hold while going around really sharp turns, etc. but usually never use. When you do use it it is probably during something very dangerous, i.e. drifting around public roads or swerving around deer, and gets its name from the words you exclaim at the times you have to grab it.
"OH SHIT" I said as I grabbed the oh-shit handle when we were drifting around the really sharp turn.

shit the bed 

1. verb. To die

2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.

entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.

2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
shit the bed by Marc February 25, 2004

belt the living shit out of 

to play a song/video to death.
When a song is constantly played someone would say "I'm sick to death of that fucken song!! those DJs belt the living shit out of it!!"

Shit the sheets 

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.
"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."
Shit the sheets by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013

Joe Shit the Rag Man 

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...
Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?
Joe Shit the Rag Man by caveputorium December 19, 2012