towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

pope

sexy af
hot
big … hat

omg did you see jasper today? he looked like the pope. i’m in love with him

by i❤️the pope February 10, 2024

popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.

Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.

by NeologianPJG April 27, 2025

alanchik-v-pope-palchik

💀💀💀💀💀

alan: hello
the whole planet: SHEEAAASH: alanchik-v-pope-palchik

by kryadari May 23, 2021

The Pope

He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.

"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 26, 2019

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011