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techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.
Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!
by ad-92129 August 18, 2011
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Technazi

1. One who occupies multiple technologies at one time.
2. To dictate a technology.
1. "Sam's younger sister is a Technazi, as she watches television while she checks her facebook statuses."

2. "Matthew's brother in law 'Technazis his internet when streaming his indie film."
by iResentment May 2, 2012
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Technerd.com

noun name of web site that gives members the ability to promote ideas skills inspirations & share them with others.
www.technerd.com
by technerdog May 24, 2012
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Technicolor Brownie thunder

A group sex act where the group goes out to eat, then takes a large dose of Ipecac and ex-lax and copulates in a public place.
Joe- "Have you ever done a technicolor brownie thunder?"
Sue-"No..." *backs away slowly*
by Ninomiya June 1, 2012
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techneanderthal

1. a person who is not current with the latest technologies.
2. behind in the technological times.
3. Zoolander.
4. unable to perform basic tasks using current technologies, such as use email, upload pictures to the internet, etc.
5. Belief that the internet is, in fact, a system of tubes.
-"I'm so upset, my computer just crashed."
-"Oh, really, that sucks. What kind of computer do you have?"
-"An Apple2E."
-"Wow, you are a techneanderthal."
by Frites June 28, 2012
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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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techknowledge

A knowledge of technology. (Coined by one of my students who mistook the '-nology' part of 'technology' as 'knowledgy'.)
My grandmother has great techknowledge for a woman her age.
by EnglishTeacher March 9, 2013
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