thread

The annoying alternative one uses on a forum instead of using "topic". The only forum software known to man that uses "thread" is VBulletin.

Noob: This is a funny thread!

Pro: Shut the hell up you retarded noob, it's called a topic.

by Da Milkman February 24, 2009

triple-threat

Three men that fit into each of the following three categories: 1)overweight 2)ugly 3)not nice. These men have absolutely nothing going for them and are clueless to this fact. Strangely enough, these men are rarely single.

Triple-threat usually contains: one pink man, one hairy man and one serial killer

by MarcyyyyyBabyy February 20, 2009

thrax'ed

The effect of hearing the ass kicking sound of Anthrax.

Nu-metal kids will never get the experience of being thrax'ed.

by fuck you July 8, 2003

Double Threat

When a couple engages in anal sex, the man urinates in the woman's butt hole, while she takes a shit on his cock.

"Hey Man did u and Amy double threat last night"? "Ya she shitted all over my cock, then i pissed in her ass

by icemansc April 2, 2010

Thread Jumping

Accidentally posting a comment on the wrong thread when you have two or more conversations going on an internet social network.

Nobody knew what the hell she was talking about when she posted her bra size in the conversation about religion. She was totally thread jumping.

by Jypsy Jool September 3, 2011

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018