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TheraPISSED

When you piss off your therapist, (s)he becomes TheraPISSED.
1. I haven't paid my therapist in three sessions and I don't have today's check... she's gonna be TheraPISSED!
2. One therapist to another: "that (borderline; sociopathic; narcissistic) client got me theraPISSED!"
by BA** December 18, 2018
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therapissed

A person who only gives advice to another while blacked out drunk.
Cody: What should I do about her?
Jon the drunk: Kill her man. Kill her.
Cody: Your such a great therapissed Jon
Jon the drunk: Cheers to beers!
by Newoikkin July 26, 2004
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therapist

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =
Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.
by undefined =] August 19, 2007
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Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!
Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!
by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010
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Therapist

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people
"My friend's dad is a therapists '
by I was never here123 November 11, 2019
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therapist

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom
my therapist just told me I was normal.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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Therapissed

being rly mad at a therapist.
therapist: bob, you dont seem to to be happy with me right now.

bob: ur right. im not happy. im therapissed!
by meowmix26 July 31, 2011
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