scottism

A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.

When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism

by Hawkers October 26, 2006

North Scott

An all white school with little diversity in Eldridge, Iowa, that cracks down on juuling more than bullying. You either have a bf / gf or your single going after people in relationships. You will find a girl wearing a Nortic Beach in each classroom. Lifting and early bird are more important than your education. Has names for different parts of the parking lot, but still not big enough for everyone. “It’s a Crisis” *Almost has a school shooting*

someone: “You go to North Scott? I saw you guys on the news for the Juuling Crisis”

by i am annon February 17, 2019

scottish twins

Twins that are 18 months apart in birth, scott-irish twins are 18 months apart too.

We are not Irish twins, but scottish twins, we are 18 months apart in birth. We gave mum a break:)

by SealTeamwon June 2, 2018

Scottitude

The attitude from a Scottish Terrier.
Obviously not a spoken attitude but 'The Look' says it all.

Scottitude is the look that says "Fetch??? If you wanted it that bad why did you throw it away dickhead?"

by Troops June 28, 2018

Scottsdale

A place in Arizona that is basically a desert version of Beverly Hills.

If you don’t have a Maserati sitting in your 4 car garage, you are probably not in Scottsdale

by Ucanthankmel8r January 1, 2019

Scott willburn

Scott willburn is a midget with no friends who sits on his ass all day playing Xbox and ignoring his family, he is unloved and is a loner, he cry’s himself to sleep every night and gets beaten by his nan.

“Wow look at that loner Scott willburn over there in the coner crying what a retard”

by Oilibellyboi February 16, 2019

barry scott syndrome

a condition that leads to a person shouting all the time.

christ, he is always shouting, he must have barry scott syndrome.

by hellchild August 19, 2009