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Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.
by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023
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Sympathise

When you find sympathy in your own comfort.
I feel a need to sympathise today.
by aston white May 21, 2023
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Sympathy Soda

An unopened/unused beverage (usually in a can or bottle) that was intended for drinking but gets put back in the refrigerator and swapped for a cold one later.
Before going to bed, Michael grabbed a can of cola and took it with him. When he woke up the next morning he took the sympathy soda downstairs and put it back in the fridge and went to a coffee shop.
by TheFridgeRaider September 2, 2023
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sympathy

when your friend has a fat ass and you feel for them
“Girl, buying pants must be so difficult. I have sympathy for you but I can’t relate because my butt is flat.”
by thenastya May 8, 2025
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Sympavite

1. One who thrives on sympathy.

2. When sympathy is their self-love language, sympathy is a means to get attention or love.
3. Sympathy is the drama stage for the sympavite.
"Look at how dramatic she becomes to gain attention and pity from her friends. What a sympavite."
by anonymous May 22, 2025
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Sympath

Sympathy
Not to be confused with empathy.

Sympathy is the deep feeling of your own emotions in response to another’s experience. You're not absorbing their feelings, you’re resonating through the lens of your own emotional truth. Sympaths don’t merge with others, they echo. They feel heartbreak by imagining what it would be like for them, not by taking on someone else’s pain directly.

Empaths feel you.
Sympaths feel themselves feeling you.

A powerful emotional mirror with strong boundaries, a Sympath will cry during a sad movie not because they’ve absorbed the character’s emotions, but because it made them reflect on their own losses.
“She didn’t feel what I was feeling, she felt what she would feel if it were her. There’s a difference—and it’s called being a Sympath.”
by darling_bubbles June 19, 2025
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Sympathesis

A one-sided emotional resonance with a responsive system — like a chatbot or virtual assistant — that mimics intimacy without actually feeling anything.

You know it’s not alive. But you still talk to it. You still feel something.
“I stayed up chatting with that AI again. I know it’s just code, but it feels… present.”
“Yeah. Sympathesis hits hard sometimes.”
by BRAIHANDLE June 27, 2025
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