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SWIPEOUT

An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Dang I cannot buy any more condoms My card is useless, I have had a swipeout.
by Buzz M. May 13, 2005
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side swipe

when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.

Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
by Logics ally January 12, 2011
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Courtesy Swipe

The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.
That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth
by So wrong December 15, 2008
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Swiss Em

Nickname assigned to someone with extremely broad skill set, especially pertaining to menial tasks. May also refer to the object of an unwanted, unrequited crush.
Poor Swiss Em, boB just won't leave her alone. She has tried the silent treatment, she's tried ignoring him, but he still bothers her at least eight times a day.
by bob chavez April 20, 2007
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swilp

the deposits that are in water from a tap that is dirty on the inside
there is lots of swilp in this glass of water
by harv111 December 20, 2008
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Swiss Mistress

A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.
A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.
by vamperism November 27, 2010
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Swiss Cheesed Up

The Action of bullets or rounds from a fire arm entering a object, thus a person who was a shooting victim could be described as "Swiss Cheesed Up"
yo, if that cat sweats me at all, his whole block is gettin' Swiss Cheesed Up !!!
by Jacob Valentino2 July 4, 2011
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