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fuck swim

What are you watching.. FUCK SWIM!
by chickenpocks December 5, 2019
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Wall swim

When you're performing oral sex or having sex and the female is a such ecstasy she's swimming backwards of the wall
I was teaching my girl how to wall swim
by Wall swiming November 26, 2021
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MKHS Swim

A high school that is goated in D3 swim, scoring top of D3 for consecutive years.
"yo leme see the heat sheet"
"Oh crap we are going MKHS Swim?!?!"
by mkhsswimmonkey October 22, 2023
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swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.
JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"
by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021
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Overhand swimming

The same as the front crawl, but it refers to the freestyle version(not professional). It is a bootleg way of saying it. People who don’t professionally swim usually use this word. It’s common among old timers.
Bob: Hey Cathy! Have you been practicing your overhand swimming?

Cathy: Yeah! Sure have!
by Imarealboy69 November 12, 2018
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Valley Swim Club

Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!
by VSC1111 May 20, 2018
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swim

a sport that makes you wanna die
i’ll kill myself cause of swim
by seecascarl April 13, 2019
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