butthole-surfer

1. A band name.

2. A person who violates another person with their kundalini either intentionally or by accident.

Dude, you're such a butthole-surfer!

by ButtRogers October 1, 2008

surfer dude

(1) a dude who spends his days on the beach seducing innocent girls. Surfer dudes are very tanned, good at BBQ cooking, and must have a good body.

Ladies: SWOON. I'VE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS BEACH
Surfer Dude: Helllllllooooo Ladies (Winks and approaches)

by kaitface August 1, 2009

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

counter-surfing

This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.

Don't leave that twinkie on the counter. If Fido goes counter-surfing you can kiss it goodbye.

by Geek Girl October 1, 2004

trailer park surf n turf

A fancy dual entree meal. "Trailer park surf n turf" is two main dishes, say tuna casserole and hot dogs, together. One of the main dishes is fish (surf) and the other meat (turf). In a more elevated atmosphere it might consist of lobster and steak. Alternatives could be: frozen fish sticks, spam, catfish, baloney, etc.

"On Sunday they had trailer park surf n turf washed down with a six pack of cold ones!"

by dogrobert November 7, 2008

Sperm surfers

Sandals you wear in the shower

nice sperm surfers, dude

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.

When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!

by Mick_Swagger May 28, 2011