Cuddle Stroke

non-sexual affection given in consolation

she Cuddle Stroked my neck in a loving bear hug

by neigh recoil November 18, 2012

ghetto strobe light

When your too ghetto for an actual strobe light so you improvise and just blink alot really fast at a steady pace.

Person1: dude I heard your having a strobe light at your party"
Person2: "(laughs) I don't got enough money for that guess you'll just have to deal with a ghetto strobe light"

by Bubybybjahsh October 1, 2013

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

stall stroker

Someone who masterbates in an office restroom.

DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.

by Shirazamatazz March 13, 2014

High Stroke

When someone goes to High 5 you and instead of slapping your hand they stroke it.

Man that wasn't a High 5 it was a High Stroke.

by DCpegasus July 17, 2014

dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

by sloth dick September 2, 2015

Artic Stroke

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.

Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.

by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016