strap on

A strap on dildo, commonly used as an insult to someone.

1. "give me the fucking ball you strap on before i fuck you up"
2. "oh shutup mum go fuk one of your strap ons"

by Sam Picone April 22, 2006

Strappy

1. a male who gets a girlfriend and falls off the face of the earth, only to resurface when he is calling someone else a bitch for not attending the one event per year that he has decided to go to. and really, the list goes on....
2. to co-exist consistently with a couch and television.

Is (he who shall remain nameless) coming out tonight?
Yeah, he said he was, but he is full strap-on mode. fucking strappy.

by SCU LAW--Class of 2005 July 29, 2004

Spaghetti Straps

Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.

I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.

by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011

Strawphing

the sound a straw makes when you pull it back and forth in the lid of a drink cup.

In the meeting he was strawphing the whole time

by TomStingray November 18, 2009

Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.

Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.

by lowlights September 13, 2011

strap assist

When a strap, such as a purse or seatbelt, seperates and accentuates female breasts.

Ex: Did you see the strap assist on her.
Ex2: Look at her! Thank you strap assist.

by B. Pervster October 28, 2013

strapitute

Stripper that is also a prostitute.

For a few extra dollars that strapitute will suck you off.

by Sammichpants February 24, 2015