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straight garbage

"Kanye West - Yeezus CD is straight garbage"!
by THEEDITOROFALLTHINGZ September 23, 2013
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straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.
by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013
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straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.
He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
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straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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Straight Woman

A straight woman is an extremely rare creature, not much is know about them, due to the fact that they have never been seen before. Many people don’t believe they exist
Wow Jeff, your pet dinosaur is about as real as a straight woman.
by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020
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Drunk Stain

Noun

A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.
"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."

"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."
by Law_Einhander May 30, 2007
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pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience
A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"
by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009
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