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Biden Steamer

Taking a poo on the floor of the White House.

Non-sexual, just a poo on the floor of the White House.
Joe forgot where he was and dropped a Biden Steamer right in front of the Palm Room. He blamed the mess on the dog.
by Bartl3by April 1, 2021
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windy steamer

Drinking hot water then blowing into your partners ass. They then proceed to steam it back at you.
Thanks for the windy steamer, Dan.
by Simpty January 16, 2016
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ass steamer

When you are eating ass outside during the winter, and when you stop for a breath, you notice steam coming off the asshole 'cause you got it so hot.
Luke gave Brooke a wicked ass steamer in the hot tub.
by PookumsDot December 19, 2019
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The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.
I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.
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Heard Steamer

The act of defecating on a foes bed. The most popular case is on a lovers side of the bed, but this act can be performed on any enemy bed. The level of success is defined by both smell and sloppiness. A solid turd says, "I hate you", a steaming pile of liquid poo says, "I will destroy you". This is far more effective than a horse head!
Dude She took a HEARD STEAMER on my pillow! It was the most rank liquid poo I've ever seen! Going to have to get a restraining order on that psycho bitch!
by anonymous July 7, 2022
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Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.
Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.
by Crypto Whale September 13, 2020
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Cleveland Steamer

Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.
Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?
by calgaryboy February 8, 2013
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