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Cornville steamer

The act of squatting over a toilet, shitting, taking a picture and sending it to a loved one.
Roy: what did you do last night?
Lorne: sent my girlfriend a Cornville steamer, she was so happy about the level of trust between us.
by Silent rick November 15, 2022
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Amber Steamer

The act of defecating on your partner’s side of the bed
My wife surprised me with an Amber Steamer when I returned from my work trip. God, I love her.
by AAnonymousKarma April 28, 2022
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Dayton Steamer

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but you missed your target and it's now on the bed.
Amber Heard left a Dayton Steamer in the middle of the bed.
by Davidtgnome May 15, 2022
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London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.
"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."
by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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Texas steamer

When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.
by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021
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Cleveland Steamer

Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.
Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?
by calgaryboy February 8, 2013
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