Status Thief

One who posts someone else's Facebook status as his own.

I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.

by Harry W. June 21, 2011

Status

Calamitous

Status: Calamitous

by Psy0ch January 13, 2021

Statementing

When someone strings multiple proclamations together, redundant or independent, when speaking.

Bernadette responded to mom’s lecture with, “Are you almost done statementing?”

by barnacle.bern May 25, 2021

Stoner Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned

2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do

1. You are stoner status right now

2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

Gaga statement

A statement made in a conversation where the context could be taken androgynously, or either way.

FACEBOOK CONVERSATION

(Facebook post in response to the Celtics beating the Lakers)
Person 1 Wall Post: "Uh oh Kobe"
Person 2 Response: "Sorry, but I have to give my support to Ray Allen"
Person 1: "what...I said that cuz he lost. rays my boy stupe."
Person 2: "The way you said, it came out like a Gaga statement; could go either way."

by JusLar June 7, 2010

Done Status

The point in which you have either consumed to much alcohol or too much intoxicants to where you are now "done". immediate respnse to being done status requires a facebook status update stating the words "done status".

**Also soon followed by beached whale status**

Sober Person: yo you want another shot?
You: Nah man im done status

by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011

facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

by misterstanwood April 29, 2011