Ultimate Stranger

When, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.

Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/08/karl.merk.arm.transplant.ap/index.html

Jerking off after the above.

"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"

by LandoAWD January 20, 2009

dutch stranger

A dutch stranger is when you combine a stranger and a dutch rudder. sit on your hand till it goes numb and have someone give you a dutch rudder.

the dutch stranger my girlfriend gave me last night was awesome.

by skateanddestroy July 14, 2010

Stranger Danger

When a person sits on one of his or her hands to make it numb and also while auto-erotically asphyxiating themselves to imitate the feel of proceeds stranger sexually assaulting them.

Oh man, last night I had the craziest stranger danger, blew a load all over the place.

by Darth Dull April 30, 2014

Reverse Stranger [Stranger]

A masturbation technique used only by the savviest of males. Simply place your weak hand on a chair and sit on it for 5 minutes (righties use left, lefties use right)then proceed with your business. To complete the Reverse Stranger flip your hand palm side down with your thumb and pointer facing your body.

*Hint - Have your girl try it on you for a "Perfect Stranger"

"Damn, what a long day at the office. I think I'll treat myself to a reverse stranger strangerbefore I go to bed."

by Chetro January 25, 2008

the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

by Badkider May 5, 2011

the stranger

The stranger also applies to the act of a gentleman sitting on his own penis until the sensation of numbness occurs; once he commences masturbation, it will feel like he is wanking somebody else off - i.e. the stranger.

Bongo mag under his left arm, Marvin Dickjump went to his room to pleasure a stranger.

by tickled May 28, 2004

Springer Buffalo

An enormous woman who chrages at the object of her anger while appearing on Jerry Springer

LOOK OUT! there's a Springer Buffalo coming at you!

by Tenarr July 1, 2005